Thirty years ago, Madonna Ciccone was the ‘coolest woman in the world’ — the greatest female rock icon ever.
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Today, she is not. (Tuesday’s concert — her first in London since 2009 — failed to sell out and seats remain for tonight’s arena show in Birmingham and Saturday’s performance at Edinburgh’s Murrayfield Stadium.)
Madonna bears her fishnet-covered behind during Tuesday night's concert at Hyde Park
Indeed, just one look at the audience — a wonderfully warm and friendly sea of shaven-headed men in tight T-shirts and turquoise wellies, and middle-aged women drinking warm white wine — shows just how not cool she is.
As one fan put it: ‘Ninety per cent are gay men and the rest middle-aged women in cowboy hats, what could be more fun?’
I’d put it more even than that, with a smattering of loyal husbands dragged along, and an average age of about 40.
All of which make for a strong smell of cologne and a lot of hugging, kissing and reminiscing about misspent youth.
Old friends Karen, 32, Yvonne, 40, Emma, 32, and Sarah, 32, from Birmingham have come in fancy dress representing their favourite Madonna songs.
‘We came on the Tube like this — we felt pretty stupid,’ says Karen (Into The Groove) Roberts.
‘We thought more people would dress up. I like the old songs. But I bet she won’t play them. Rock stars never do, do they?
‘But it’s what we want to hear. We’re not really bothered about hearing any new stuff.’
But Madonna’s having none of it.
That’s the most irritating thing about these ageing rockers. They won’t, or can’t, accept that what their fans really want to hear is their back catalogue.
She’s put so much effort into appearing young, ‘now’ and groovy that she’s no intention of just turning up and playing her classics.
Madonna's body was on display for most of the night with the pop-icon popping her puppies in a leopard bra
The superstar then dressed down to a lacy bra
during her performance of hit Express Yourself where she, yet again, got
close to her young, male and half-naked dancers
Madonna has four children ranging from five to 15, two ex-husbands, a lover 28 years her junior and an estimated fortune of £400 million. She doesn’t need the money or hassle of touring.
She’d be forgiven for putting her bondage gear in the cupboard, turning her gym into a home cinema and letting a bit of flab settle on her rock-hard buttocks and minuscule thighs. ‘But I think she needs the fix,’ says Jackie from Staines. ‘She’s addicted to it.’
So instead, she works and tours and works and tours, joining the ever-burgeoning ranks of rock ’n’ roll seniors’ tours.
The tour is expected to generate £500 million in revenue. The Rolling Stones earned more than half a billion dollars between 2005 and 2007 for their last tour, ‘A Bigger Bang’.
And then there’s the merchandise. In rainy Hyde Park, tour T-shirts cost up to £35. A beanie hat? £20.
Madonna’s latest book was £40 and a mug was £15. A bank of cash machines was handily situated next to the merchandise stall.
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